The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.
(Source: finalellipsis)
32,357 notes (via thatfunnyblog & canadianstinson)
LMFAO. i laugh every god damn time.Rule 3 of Tumblr: When you see this post, you ALWAYS reblog.
WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS
IT’S A MONDAY Y’ALL
I. Have. Never. Laughed. So. Much. In. My. Entire. Life. I WANT TO MARRY HIM.
(Source: alohisha)
160,302 notes (via phoebearamos & alohisha)
SHE THREW HER TAMPON AT THEM OMFG I M LAUGHING SO HARD JESUS
o_o woah clever, brutal tactic.
LOLOLOL this shit is so nasty…
EWWW WTF.
LOL
HAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHA OH GOD OMG
that is disgusting..
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL oh god… that is so digusting
hahahah
(Source: lvck)
53,189 notes (via violetenigguh & lvck)