im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now
there are hannah montana lyrics for whatever life throws at you
(Source: crycaster, via heres-to-the-weird-ones)
i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once
needless to say i was shocked
get out
this is my post you get out
(Source: chronicallylate, via heres-to-the-weird-ones)
you just gotta love this guy
if you dont love rdj there is something very wrong with you
(Source: kuneria, via heres-to-the-weird-ones)
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
(via jennyferrr)
i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead.
omg i’m in the same photo as tom hiddleston
ugh, my hair looks terrible
can we do it again i blinked
(via jennyferrr)
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders
[8th grade voice] ugh 7th graders
[7th grade voice] ugh 6th graders
[6th grade voice] haha ‘penis’
[5th grade voice] *gasp* you said penis
[College voice] haha ‘penis’
(via jennyferrr)